After dinner, Margaret was getting a little sleepy from her big trip (boop), and let out a tubby sized yawn. I was slightly taken aback from the amount of time that i had to think about different things that i could throw down her throat (giggidy) without her being able to stop me.
At the last minute, i saw what would have created a story that would have been retold at Connelly family holidays until the end of time.
Remember that guy that Kali was going to marry, that squired the mustard in Maggie's mouth when she was yawning? That was the most awesome thing ever. What ever happened to that guy? He probably would have married her if he hadn't done that.
I am joking that Kali would leave me for injecting French's into her sisters mouth against her wishes, but i am not joking when i say that this in now one of my main focuses in life.
Mark my words, before the end of 2011, i will squirt mustard in someones mouth while they are yawning. Don't let it be you....Unsolicited
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